Yes, we are really giving away free Girl Scout Cookies.
OK, so I went a little overboard buying girl scout cookies from my daughters' Troop #96505 in NJ. I need to get rid of them before I eat them all when I take the dogs out late at night. Willpower is gone in the wee hours of the morning. I'm what you call a "finisher." Once the seal is broken, the box of cookies is finished. Maybe you can relate.
Anyway, it seems like a good idea to include them for free with any order within the USA. If you are outside of the USA, you can have your free cookies, but if you want to eat them you need to pay shipping or pick them up in New Jersey. Otherwise, just choose the free shipping option for your order within the USA. If you choose a faster method, it might impact the cost, so let me know if that's your problem and I can mail the cookies by a cheaper method (or a faster method if you really just want these cookies).
I'm using a picture of the Thin Mints variety wearing a girl scout sash in the product description to tempt you, but we are not associated with Girl Scouts aside from the fact that my wife is a troop leader and my daughters are both daisies.
We reserve the right to substitute another type of cookie if we run out (or accidentally eat your cookies). We are a nut-free household, so we don't have any cookies with nuts.
Anyway, it's easy:
1) During checkout, select the free cookies you want with your purchase
2) Wait for the cookies (sorry no cookie downloads available, although you will receive cookies even if you order downloads!)
3) Eat the cookies, while watching a fishtank on a perfect-optimized TV! Yes, I realize that I missed a major marketing opportunity by not launching this on 4/20.